After a few rounds in the field and some further inspection we picked out this beauty...
She's a little lopsided...but nothing a little pruning can't fix.
The whole experience was delightfully charming. Pastoral farmland, hot apple cider, rows of tiny baby spruce trees, stacks of firewood, ramshackle barns. They even had chestnuts roasting on an open fire. I mean...SERIOUSLY. This is the way to get your tree people! I'm never going pre-cut again.